TRAN
SPORT
HEAVILY-SUBSIDISED BUS SERVICES RUNNING EMPTY BUSES. HEAVILY-SUBSIDISED TRAIN SERVICES RUNNING EMPTY TRAINS. ELECTRIC BUSES AND TRAMS THAT CLUTTER UP CONGESTED TOWN CENTRES WITH UGLY OVERHEAD CABLES AND RAILS. GUIDED BUSES THAT RUN ON THEIR OWN LITTLE ROADS. AND A £106BN HS2 TRAIN SERVICE THAT WILL BENEFIT RELATIVELY FEW AT MASSIVE EXPENSE TO EVERYONE ELSE. BARKING!
OUR POLICIES — AT A GLANCE
CARS AND ROADS
TAXES
PILOTING OF ROAD RATIONING SCHEMES
PARKING
INSURANCE
CAR HIRE
TRAFFIC LIGHTS, ROAD SIGNS and TRAFFIC CALMING
SPEED LIMITS
ROAD SAFETY
DRIVING TESTS
CAR DESIGN
ROAD BUILDING, DESIGN and MAINTENANCE
MOTORCYCLES
BIKES
BUSES
RAILWAYS
CARAVANS
TAXIS
TRAMS / ELECTRIC BUSES
PLANES
BOATS
PEDESTRIANS
OTHER
AN END TO THE WAR ON CARS. CARS ARE KING.
The motor car enriches the lives of us all. Cars are so much more than a means of transport. Cars mean independence. Cars provide the ability to take a job a long way from home. Cars provide the ability to go out in the evening and get back home without risking late-night public transport. Cars provide a mobile area of warm and cosy personal space for lunchtime breaks, for world-watching, for sightseeing, for private conversations with close friends. Cars are useful. Cars are fun. Cars are exhilarating. Cars are a personal statement, a hobby and a lifestyle. Cars are wonderful. Cars are lovely. The car is king.
The recent government decision to move to all-electric cars is very welcome. The long-term transport problems remain however — with gridlock in most towns every rush hour, heavily-subsidised empty trains, heavily-subsidised empty buses, incomprehensible ticketing, expensive taxis and car ownership unaffordable for those on low incomes.
Whether due to EU Transport Directives, politicians' desire to leave a tangible legacy or a (supposedly) 'green energy' fixation, transport policy seems to be an area where white elephants and incomprehensible policy decisions abound — electric buses that clutter up congested town centres with ugly overhead cables, trams that clutter up congested town centres with both ugly overhead cables AND rails, guided buses running on their own little isolated roads that can't be used by any other vehicles, and last but by no means least, the £106bn High-speed 2 rail project that will benefit relatively few at massive expense to the everyone else. Barking.
OUR POLICIES
CARS AND ROADS
An end to the war on cars and car owners. The motor car enriches the lives of us all — it is so much more than a means of transport, it means independence, the ability to take a job a long way from home, the ability to go out in the evening and get back home without risking late-night public transport, cars provide a static and mobile area of warm and cosy personal space for lunchtime breaks or sightseeing, cars are useful, cars are fun, cars are exhilarating, they are a personal statement, a hobby and a lifestyle, cars are wonderful. The car is king. Government must keep it that way.
TAXES
Road Tax Abolished
This is a regressive tax that takes no account of people's ability to pay, is expensive to administer, widely evaded and, incredibly, the amount currently payable is based upon global warming mythology !! The roads are a key part of the nation's infrastructure and should be funded from myth-free general taxation !
Excise Duty and VAT on Petrol Abolished
Again, these are regressive taxes that take no account of ability to pay. Combined, they account for over 60% of the price of petrol at the pump and are one of the major factors that make the joy and utility of car ownership unaffordable for increasing numbers of people — who are just expected to use the bus. The government should do all it can to make car ownership affordable for everyone. The government should abolish both these taxes.
PILOTING OF ROAD RATIONING SCHEMES
We are as committed to keeping the traffic moving as to increasing car ownership. Our proposals for total flexitime working for employees will help spread the morning and evening rush hours and over the long-term, our plans to increase the number of jobs available working from home, to decrease housing density and to move jobs to deprived areas should significantly reduce rush-hour congestion across the country.
In the interim however, with rush-hour gridlock now a twice daily misery for millions of Britons, the time has surely come to attempt some form of rationing of road use — not in order to gratuitously dictate peoples' lifestyles but to reduce largely unnecessary journeys in hope of making travel life ultimately better and more enjoyable for everyone.
However, rationing must only be attempted in a way that does not rely on price and affordability as a means of reducing usage. Possible bases for rationing are :
- restricting by total mileage per car
- restricting access to gridlocked areas to 4 days from 5 each week, say
- restricting access by timeslot, so that access would be possible each day, but only according to an individual's permitted time slot (i.e. it would be like congestion charging without the charge)
- reducing general traffic flow at peak times by staggering the clock-on/clock-off times of employees in local firms
Those wanting to access the town centre outside their slot would still be able to do so by going with a friend or making use of the new subsidised taxi service.
Rather than employing elaborate technology-heavy automated charging systems, simply restricting access to pinchpoints based on the form of a vehicle's number plate, would mean that those flouting restrictions would be instantly identifiable by traffic wardens, police and other car drivers (with video cameras on their mobile phones!).
Similarly, restricting by total mileage per car would be instantly verifiable by a simple check of the car odometer (by comparing with mileage driven since last MOT mileage divided by the number of days from the MOT).
Whichever basis was used, once schemes were up and running, day or time slots (and possibly mileage) could perhaps be traded locally, enabling those willing to be flexible or go without their preferred slot to make a little extra money.
The introduction of any such scheme will be made subject to approval by a local referendum.
In any event :
All Road Toll and Congestion Charging Schemes Abolished
These are regressive, price-based measures penalising the less well-off more than the rich. Forcing the less well-off to use public transport, leaving the roads clearer for the rich, is not a policy to which any democratic government should subscribe.
PARKING
Householders of Properties Without A Driveway Given Guaranteed Right To Park Outside Their Home
Many people living in urban areas have neither driveway nor garage and yet both they and their visitors are also often unable to park in the road immediately outside their own home — with the space being regularly hi-jacked by complete strangers. In this day of almost universal car ownership this is an appalling inconvenience and an unnecessary serious detriment to such properties. This basic right should be granted to any householder without a driveway, whether they own or just rent the property.
Wheel-Clamping Abolished and Replaced With A £25 Fine
Ludicrous parking arrangements and draconian parking-ticket/wheel clamping regimes either by local councils or owners of private property must be made a thing of the past — paying hundreds of pounds or suffering the loss of use of your car for a simple parking offence is unacceptable. A Maximum parking fine of £25 could be set for parking offences, so as to not be too onerous on the less well-off who will need to save for weeks to pay an £80 fine. Unpaid parking fines, however, could attract increased fines and then civic detention.
Parking Charges Limited To A Maximum of 25p/hour
After many years of abuse by councils, health authorities and private companies, its time to say 'enough'. Draconian parking charges unfairly penalise the less well-off. If government or councils wish to raise extra funds then they should do so through non-regressive income tax and not use car owners as their 'cash-cow'. Parking Charges should therefore be limited to a maximum of 25p/hour.
All Hospital Car Parks Completely Free
The requirement that those visiting their loved ones in hospital faff about with change and parking tickets is bad enough, but to set the parking rate at such a high level that the less well-off almost have to save-up in order to visit family members as they lay seriously ill or even dying in their hospital beds, reveals the lost-the-plot dimensions of the problems with our present political and economic systems.
We will abolish this inhumanity by making all hospital parking — like health treatment itself — completely free.
Disabled Parking Bays Reduced In Number
The provision of disabled parking bays in prime locations at supermarkets, car parks and local amenities is essential to enhance the quality of life for people already coping with serious disability. The government could, however, review the number of spaces reserved, as once marked for disabled-only use they are no longer available to others, and most of the spaces to seem to go unused most of the time.
INSURANCE
Cover For Vehicle Theft Even When Keys Are Left In The Ignition
It is an extraordinary fact of modern-day insurance policies that they exclude all cover for loss of a vehicle or motorbike that has been stolen when the owner has inadvertently left the keys in the ignition. Whilst it is doubtless the case that a small minority will fraudulently abuse such cover, the vast majority will not. We will therefore work with the insurance industry — who could perhaps significantly inflate the future premiums of those making a claim in such circumstances — to ensure that this cover is included in policies so that those of a forgetful disposition do not risk financial ruin every time they park their car.
An End To The Artificial Inflation Of Post-Incident Premiums
Its time for government to put an end to the artificial inflating of post-minor incident premiums by insurance companies. Things are so bad that people daren't report minor damage or even make a claim at all. This might suit the insurance companies, but its not what insurance is supposed to be about. We will require changes.
CAR HIRE
Govt-Subsidised Cheap Car Hire Available In Every Major Town
Many people who have passed their driving test can't afford to own a car — teenagers, students, the unemployed, low-paid workers etc — but would still like to be able to drive regularly so they can 'keep their hand in', and have access to a car for special occasions such as job interviews, visiting relations, looking at flats/houses, etc or just for a bit of fun. Yet the present car-hire sector requires all manner of driver checks, the completion of lengthy forms, provides incomplete insurance cover, often demands a sizeable deposit and costs too much. Consequently, most people don't bother, and their lives are diminished and made more inconvenient as a result.
We will therefore work with existing hire firms to ensure that cars and mopeds can be hired by the hour in simple, affordable (approx £10/day), turn-up-and-go style (as well as being able to be pre-booked over the phone or the internet). There will be no paperwork, no prior registering, just turn-up, insert a valid debit/credit card and away you go!
Hireable from a central location in every major town centre in the country, the aim being to create a sea-change in attitude towards car hire, making the town's fleet of hire cars a major new convenience for the less well-off and a real alternative to permanent car ownership.
Existing car owners struggling with the costs of running their own car will also be able to 'lend' their vehicle to the scheme in order to make some extra money.
If the scheme proves to be non-viable commercially (even when using cheap, second-hand cars, repaired category C write-offs, etc.) then due to the potential major life-enriching possibilities such a scheme would provide, we will ensure its continuance by making government funds available for an ongoing subsidy.
TRAFFIC LIGHTS, ROAD SIGNS and TRAFFIC CALMING
Traffic Lights : Ambiguity Removed and Timings Reviewed
In some locations, there is a separate set of lights controlling traffic making a left or right-turn (in addition to the lights for traffic going straight on). These can sometimes cause confusion in the minds of drivers, particularly those who are unfamiliar with the local area. We will review signal design at these locations with a view to removing ALL ambiguity. One simple measure considered will be to simply add clarifying signage, for e.g. "This Signal Is For Traffic Turning Left (Right) Only" .
Also, every town seems to have at least a couple of sets of traffic lights that keep motorists waiting for ages when there are no other cars about. We will work with police and traffic management specialists to try and resolve this annoying problem and seek to replace lights with roundabouts wherever possible.
Road Signs Simplified
A few months after cramming for the driving test most people forget what all the different shapes, borders and colours used for road signs mean. This is potentially dangerous and the complexity in signage is completely unnecessary. We will therefore make all road signs circular and with background colours simply based on the colours of the traffic light — red for warnings, prohibitions and commands and green for information-only, 'allowed to' signs.
The signs on all major roads also need to be reviewed, to reduce the common problems of (1) directions to any particular location suddenly disappearing when you're half-way there, (2) locations of major importance being signed less prominently than locations of minor importance, and (3) signs relating to right-turns perversely being located to the left of signs relating to left-turns.
Village signs too seem to be a law unto themselves, usually either being very infrequent or completely absent and supplying inconsistent distance information to little-used destinations whilst more significant locations go entirely unmentioned. Not good enough. Why should townies have days-out needlessly ruined or made more stressful for the want of a few well-placed informative signs. Motorists deserve regularly-placed professional signposting in the countryside — with distance and direction to the nearest village along each route signed from each significant crossroads.
Road Signs To Have Graffiti-Resistant Surfaces
Road signs are a target for graffiti and — amazingly — often have surfaces that are very difficult to clean without damaging the background paint or lettering. We will review the construction of all new road signs with a view to incorporating as many cost-effective anti-graffiti measures as possible.
Roadside LED Traffic Texting Boards Restricted To Displaying Only Traffic-Related Messages — NOT Intrusive and Manipulative 'Personal Instructions'
Roadside LED boards as a means to advise drivers of traffic delays and special road measures is a welcome innovation. Predictably however, these recent arrivals to Britain's road signage were soon enlisted in the command and control cause, increasingly used to directly address the car driving public with admonitions about speeding, drinking and driving, etc etc. They couldn't resist it could they?
We will make it a law that all such boards are only ever used for non-manipulative traffic management information and that they always remain advert-free.
Traffic Calming Measures Reviewed
Traffic calming has doubtless saved a few lives, but speed bumps disrupt easy access for the emergency services and many 'traffic-calming' measures are so artificial and unexpected as to be positively dangerous — for e.g. stop islands in the middle of busy roads, or posts jutting-out from the left hand side of the road forcing a surprise one-way traffic flow.
We will conduct a review of all traffic calming measures on a case-by-case basis, but the presumption will be for a significant reduction.
SPEED LIMITS
Most Speed Limits Increased
Again, some lives are saved each year by reduced maximum speeds but with increasing use of (cyclist-speed) 20mph zones, and cars dawdling along at 40mph on wide out-of-town roads and 50mph on some dual carriageways, the current limits do now seem to have gone too low. The wide variability of speed limits from town to town also means that drivers can no longer tell the speed limit from the general nature of the road environment which is itself distracting. It is always possible to save more lives by having ever slower speeds, but unless the intention is to artificially make cars as slow as buses (which would please car-haters no end), at some point alternative ways of reducing road deaths need to be sought.
The government could therefore retain 20mph only for very narrow densely populated residential areas but increase the standard built-up area speed limit to its former level of 30mph. Single carriageways and country road maximums could be 50mph, dual carriageways 70mph and the motorway maximum increased to the unofficial de facto limit of 90mph.
Most Speed Cameras Removed
Speed cameras reduce drivers to spending half their time studying their speedos in case of some minor infraction of speed limit rather than concentrating on the road ahead. This is dangerous. Many drivers are prosecuted when less than 10mph over the speed limit and people have lost their jobs after picking up several trivial 'speeding' fines even though never remotely approaching driving dangerously. This is unjust and ridiculous. Although cameras reduce average speeds which has a safety-enhancing effect, most speed cameras don't make accident blackspots much safer anyway. Is it any wonder drivers believe speed cameras are just another anti-car cash-cow measure.
We will therefore remove most speed cameras only retaining them in genuine accident blackspots where excessive speed has been shown to be the major cause of several previous accidents. The cameras will only be there to catch drivers who seem to have 'lost it' completely whilst driving — being set to trigger at 25mph above the speed limit.
ROAD SAFETY
No Overtaking Rule (On Single Lane Carriageways) Piloted
For decades, police have regularly been appearing on TV screens after yet another tragic road accident or even pile-up, appealing for drivers to not drive so close, particularly at speed. For decades too, huge numbers of drivers have completely ignored this advice — many seeing in tailgating an easy way to vent their personal frustrations by irritating, intimidating and endangering other road users with their anti-social driving habits. It is surely time to take some effective action against this ubiquitous menace.
Overtaking and the tailgating that often precedes it are major causes of accidents and of general stress on the roads. If having joined a road a driver knew that no-one would overtake them and they need never feel that they had to overtake anyone else, then the entire driving experience would be a much calmer and safer one. There would be no need for tailgating at anytime, enabling police to quickly identify and target the anti-social tailgaters who like to pressurize the car in front. Exceptions would need to be made, allowing for overtaking of agricultural vehicles etc, but we will pilot a 'No Overtaking' rule in several areas of the country to gauge public response and the practicalities involved.
Dangerous and Unsafe Drivers Targeted
Everyone has a habitual style of driving, for the unsafe and aggressive driver that style is a danger to other road users as well as to themselves. The government's approach to improving safety on the roads should not be to target everyone, but to target those known to have poor driving habits as follows :
Disabled Mobility Scooters Banned From The Public Highway
The disabled have much to deal with in life and the quiet, comfortable, door-to-door powered transport that electric mobility scooters provide has been a real boon to those with mobility issues. However, busy roads full of cars with busy, distracted drivers are no place for a 8mph or 16mph means of transport! We will therefore make it illegal for mobility scooters of any specification to be used on roads.
With alternative routes available via the increasing pedestrianisation of city centres and the provision of cycle paths and footpaths on feeder roads, it is to be hoped that this necessary change on safety grounds is of inconvenience to only a very small and diminishing number of people.
'Get Tough' Policy on Uninsured Driving and Driving Whilst Disqualified
Driving whilst uninsured could mean an automatic 12 month driving ban and driving whilst disqualified mean a doubling of the ban and 6 months home curfew. A third offence committed during the double-time disqualification period should mean an automatic 3 month prison term.
DRIVING TESTS
Driving Tests Made More Realistic
The driving tests for all vehicles should be made more realistic, requiring the demonstration of the ability to cope with heavy town centre and motorway traffic, the ability to park a car in a relatively confined space and night-time driving. The eyesight aspect of the test should also test night-time acuity as this can be a particular problem with some eye conditions. Failing the night-time acuity test could lead to the award of a restricted day-time only license.
Automatic Re-Testing Every 2 years From Age 70
The inevitable but subtle decline in cognitive and motor skills associated with advancing age can significantly negatively affect driving ability in those aged over 70. Many aging drivers don't realise their abilities have deteriorated and others suspect it but are understandably reluctant to admit to limitations which may result in the loss of a life-long and much-valued license to drive. For the sake of other road users, who must not be needlessly put at risk by people driving with reduced capacity, the government should therefore introduce compulsory re-testing every 2 years for all drivers over the age of 70. The tests themselves providing an opportunity for instructors to provide tips aimed at helping drivers in this age category, e.g. allow more reaction time, etc.
Doctors Required To Report Medical Conditions Affecting Driving Ability
At the present time doctors are not required to ensure that patients inform the DVLA of relevant medical conditions, even if those conditions are severe and an obvious safety hazard. Whilst some patients may resent their doctor 'grassing' on them under such proposals, experience has shown that left to their own devices many people who are medically unfit to drive will continue to do so, needlessly endangering the lives of other people in the process. No-one is entitled to that right, with or without their doctor's complicit silence.
CAR DESIGN
The Price Of All-Electric Cars Kept Affordable
Whilst The Fair Britannia Party welcomes the move to all-electric cars for the improvement in air quality that will bring, we will not permit the move to a car market with exorbitant all-electric prices — the 'well-heeled' driving on half-empty roads, and the less well-off reduced to using public transport. Car ownership is second-only to home ownership in its personal and life-enhancing significance and WE WILL NOT PERMIT THIS FUNDAMENTAL RIGHT OF MODERN LIVING TO BE DENIED TO THOSE OF LESSER FINANCIAL MEANS.
The "Right To Repair" of Car Owners and Independent Auto Repair Businesses Preserved
For generations the 'gear-head grease monkeys' of life have, in car maintenance, found one of their greatest, most fulfilling lifelong passions. Yet today, even basic car maintenance and repair tasks are being increasingly put beyond the reach of both mechanically-minded car owners and even small independent auto repair businesses through restricted access to essential tools and prohibitive pricing for digital diagnostic devices and software (for e.g. £3,000 for an essential diagnostic ipad). WE WILL NOT ALLOW THIS ESSENTIAL JOY OF LIFE TO BE NEEDLESSLY AND GRATUITOUSLY DENIED TO TENS OF THOUSANDS OF CAR OWNERS. And we will not allow big corporate car manufacturers and car dealerships to monopolise car maintenance so they can put smaller independent competitors out of business and permanently rip-off car owners.
WE WILL REQUIRE PARTS AND MANUALS AND ALL ESSENTIAL TOOLS BE READILY AVAILABLE AT AFFORDABLE PRICES TO ANYONE THAT WANTS THEM.
Compulsory Dusk Lights-On Feature Fitted To All Cars
Many drivers forget or otherwise fail to turn their lights on as soon as daylight begins to fade. A simple automatic light-sensitive switch — similar to household security lights — could therefore be made compulsory on all cars.
New Cars Required To Separate Indicators From Headlights/Taillights
Whilst some modern cars already incorporate this feature, most older cars house indicator lenses in the same unit as the headlight or taillight, often making the indicators very difficult to see at night-time as they are obscured by the bright headlights/taillights. Legislation will therefore be brought forward requiring car manufacturers selling to the British market to incorporate this safety feature into their future designs. Alternatively, again, as some manufacturers of modern cars already do, this safety requirement could be met by incorporating taillights that briefly extinguish when the indicator is flashing.
All Bull-Bars To Be Made of Hollow Plastic or Foam
In spite of safety concerns raised many years ago, many 4 x 4-styled vehicles still incorporate metal bull-bars which have been shown to significantly increase injuries to pedestrians. Legislation could therefore require all vehicles — new or used — to replace metal bull-bars with either hollow plastic or foam bull-bars.
To Reduce Road Rage, All New Cars To Come With 2-Tone Horns — With (Noisy) Standard and (Quieter) 'Polite' Settings !
The present horn sounds on cars are appropriate for warning and reprimanding other road users but too shrill-sounding for the more frequent use of gentle reminders if someone is slow to see green traffic lights or the progress of a queue or for saying thank you for being shown an act of road courtesy or for the simple acknowledgement of friends seen walking down the local high street. A more friendly horn sound could therefore be fitted — in addition to the standard formal alert — enabling drivers to more accurately reflect their personalities behind the wheel and hopefully help reduce the incidence of road rage confrontations which can be sparked by reprimands that are perceived to be unjustified or overly severe.
Car Design Standards To Require The Secure Attachment of Hub-Caps
Detached hub-caps litter Britain's roads. This road debris requires drivers to swerve to avoid damaging their vehicle and for cyclists they are positively dangerous. Even when crushed by vehicles, the sharp plastic shards and tangles wire clips still threaten to cause problems for weeks until they are finally removed. We will therefore require car manufacturers to modify their hub-cap designs to prevent this unnecessary danger on Britain's roads.
Review of Pedal Heights To Maximise The Ability Of Drivers To Make An Emergency Stop
Current design permits the height of the brake pedal to be positioned several inches above the typical height of the foot when depressing the accelerator pedal when driving. Consequently, in order to brake, drivers must both move the foot across to the brake pedal and also raise it several inches. This takes extra time — time that delays the start of braking, and increasing the likelihood and speed of any resulting impact. We will therefore commission a review of pedal heights and legislate for changes so as to maximise the ability of drivers to brake quickly and easily in an emergency.
Protruding Van Running Boards Required To Fold Away When The Vehicle Is In Motion
Some vans currently have large running boards that whilst both a valuable passenger-assist and welcome styling feature, protrude several inches beyond the door sills and side of the vehicle, making them a significant ankle-chopping hazard to cyclists and pedestrians alike. Future designs will be required to either make the boards lie flush with the side of the vehicle, or retract when the vehicle is in motion.
ROAD BUILDING, DESIGN and MAINTENANCE
Road Building and Road Maintenance
Britain already has an advanced road network and given the expense of building new roads, except for known bottlenecks along major routes, the presumption should be to not build bypasses for small towns etc. Measures for total flexitime working for employees would help spread the morning and evening rush hours and longer-term plans to increase the availability of jobs working from home, decrease housing density and move jobs to deprived areas should eventually significantly reduce rush-hour congestion across the country.
The priority should be to properly maintain the existing road network which in many areas is falling into a state of dangerous disrepair — often as a result of councillors pursuing 'grand plan' public transport schemes leaving insufficient funds available for essential maintenance.
Traffic Disruption Minimised During Road Maintenance
After years of complaints and campaigns and the powers that be assuring us that things will be different, it is still a commonplace in every town in the country for work on even a minor section of road to require inordinate coning and road closures in both directions for interminable weeks on end. Invariably there is little or no activity within the coned section for most of the time either. Not good enough.
We will make it a condition of all road maintenance contracts that contractors complete the work with minimum disruption to the traffic flow or face heavy fines.
All Bus Lanes and 'Car-Sharer' Lanes Abolished
Leaving entire lanes almost completely unused most of the day so a fundamentally unpopular means of transport can receive preferential treatment whilst car drivers (the vast majority) are made to sit fuming in cars every rush hour, is no way to maximise the utility of the scarce fundamental resource that is the road network or build a sensible democratic transport policy. The complicated variable days and hours of use for such lanes succeed in adding a final farcical flourish. Most recently, as if to heap even more misery on motorists' heads, many bus lanes have now been equipped with there own cameras and strict penalty fine regimes put in place to catch any driver momentarily venturing into the 'sacred' area at the wrong time. Unbelievable. Little wonder there is a growing divide between government and the governed. The government should abolish all bus lanes and 'car-sharer' lanes immediately.
Review of 2-Into-1 Junctions and Overly Complex Junctions
Many newly built road schemes across the country require drivers from 2 lanes from different directions to merge into a single lane whilst travelling at speed. Whilst locals may find the degree of difficulty acceptable, drivers passing through the area can have a very difficult time of it, particularly when the roads are busy. Conversely, other junctions seem to be confusingly over-elaborate with several little islands dotted about, separate filter lanes and assorted road markings splashed all over the road just so that a relatively straightforward turn can be made. A review should be conducted of the key road junctions in every major town to ensure that they are simple, unambiguous and safe.
New Materials Used For Drain Covers and Pedestrian Crossing Studs
Anyone regularly using the roads on 2 wheels knows that drain gratings, drain covers and the silver metal stud markers at pedestrian crossings become like glass in the wet. The possible use of alternative non-slippery materials for construction or a coating should therefore be investigated.
Noisy Click-Clack Drive-U-Mad Drain Covers Repaired Within 48 Hours
The design of the drain covers themselves should also be reviewed as they often work loose becoming a serious noise nuisance to those living nearby or pop-out of the manhole completely and become potentially lethal. Due to the extreme click-clack noise nuisance produced by badly-fitting drain covers in residential areas, our aim is to have them repaired (if only with a temporary repair) within 48 hours of a repair report to local councils.
A Rolling Programme of Fitting Cat's Eyes To Country Roads
Most country roads have no street lights or cat's eyes or even lane markings and so are dangerous for cyclists and motorcyclists to use after dark, for riders' underpowered lights are unable to adequately light the way ahead. With no lighting at all, travelling in the countryside at night also has an unwelcome spooky feel. The government could therefore investigate the possible costs associated with installing cat's eyes (or new-style solar-powered lights) along the outside edges of all major country roads — given the scale of the task, this would probably need to be completed in a staged manner over a number of years.
Laybys To Have Basic Toilet Facilities
It is completely unacceptable that car drivers often have to drive many uncomfortable miles before finding a toilet. Unacceptable too is the smell of laybys that car and lorry drivers have used as unofficial urinals. The government should immediately begin a rolling programme of providing toilet facilities in laybys so that drivers are never more than 3 miles from the nearest loo.
BIKES
Fundamental Review of Cycle Design
We will conduct a review of current minimum design standards for pushbikes to see whether an upgraded spec might reduce the dangerous problem of gears slipping when under load (for e.g. when riding out of the saddle or going uphill). The review will also consider whether a significant increase in the thickness of brake and gear-change cables would improve safety as they would be much less prone to rust and then snap (often at the worst possible times). Tyre design too will receive attention, to see whether new designs will make it possible to significantly reduce the problem of punctures (for e.g. a honeycomb design inside the tyre).
Maximum Speed Of Electric Bikes Increased To 25mph
Electric cycles are great fun, create no fumes and make very little noise and have proved to be very popular. They are also a great way to reduce traffic congestion. However, their usefulness and wider appeal is currently limited by the rather ridiculous 250W and 15.5mph limit currently applied to them — when even a child's push-bike can reach 20-25mph downhill ! The maximum power and speed permitted for these super little machines will therefore be increased to 1KW / 25mph (in both power-assist and throttle modes) with no additional moped-style licensing required, and they will be able to be used on all cycle paths just like other bikes — making them a real alternative means of transport to a car or scooter/motorcycle. Younger riders will be required to wear crash helmets however due to the dangers of the higher speed.
Compulsory Cycle Insurance For All Cyclists
Even on a pushbike it is possible to damage other cars and pedestrians as well as yourself, and yet without cover for this type of 3rd-party liability from a contents insurance policy or similar, many cyclists are completely uncovered for this kind of incident. Basic insurance should therefore be made compulsory for all cyclists.
Review of Cycle Lane Design
Unlike many cycle lanes abroad or in cycle-friendly cities like Cambridge, a great many cycle lanes in our towns and cities have been squeezed into places that are unsuitable, creating cycle lanes that either disproportionately impede traffic-flow, are absurdly short or have countless intersecting roads and driveways. In many cases use of such cycle lanes is actually dangerous!
The review will assess the safety of :
Publicly-Accessible Cycle Stands To Be Made Subject To A Minimum Length and Height Standard
Whilst in recent years most councils and many private providers (such as major supermarket chains, train stations, parks etc.) across the country have made increased provision for cycle parking areas, many of the stands are far too short or are shaped in such a way that they fail to properly support full-sized adult bikes (particularly those with heavy panniers), causing bikes to regularly fall over. None of this inconvenience is necessary, so whilst permitting councils and other providers to style stands so as to complement their surroundings, we will require all stands to meet a minimum length and height specification.
Cycle Paths Constructed 10 Miles North, South, East and West of All Major Towns and Cities
Cycle paths are relatively inexpensive to build and last for many years and the ability to safely cycle to and from the town centre from any point within a 10 mile radius is a real boon to both cyclists and car drivers (who are not inconvenienced by having to constantly avoid cyclists on the road). Some towns in the UK already offer extensive cycle path networks, making the humble pushbike a genuine year-round alternative means of transport. Once a town had its full complement of cycle paths in place, their use by cyclists could then even be made compulsory !
Compulsory Yellow Tabard And Front and Rear Lights After Dark
At present, many cyclists — and most youngsters — do not wear this reflective gear and display lights after dark, making them a serious danger both to themselves and other road users. These essential safety items will therefore be made compulsory for all cyclists and non-compliance will mean fines and the temporary confiscation of the bike. This measure will be a simple. low-key means by which the state can 'engage' with unruly adults and be a useful introduction for youngsters to the need to conform to society's rules on occasion and help establish a habit of discipline and responsibility.
Drink Driving Laws Extended To Cyclists
Whilst cyclists riding when inebriated or under the influence of illegal drugs present significantly less danger to others than motorists, they are still more than capable of causing significant harm by careering into pedestrians and other cyclists when using footpaths and cycle paths and causing road accidents when failing to control their bikes properly when riding in traffic. With alcohol and drug addiction now widespread, rather than just allow the number of the resulting cycling-related incidents to go unchecked, the time has perhaps come to require a more responsible approach.
CARAVANS
Roadside Laybys and Beauty Spot Car Parks To Allow Some Overnight Parking
There are countless laybys and beauty spot car parks across the country that would provide super little bases for caravanners and others to use when on short weekend breaks or just wanting to stay overnight, yet current height restrictions invariably prevent access to all non-cars and overnight stays are usually strictly forbidden. Whilst such amenity areas must never be allowed to be hi-jacked by those seeking to use them as a long-term or even permanent bases, current restrictions deny countless law-abiding citizens what could so easily become a regular, significant little get-away-from-it-all, sanity-saving pleasure. We will therefore allow such areas to become little businesses with users charged a flat rate per vehicle per night and water/electricity/sewerage services made available. There will be a strictly enforced maximum 2-night stay per 3 month period in effect, and anti-littering laws will also be strictly enforced.
All Deed Covenants Preventing Keeping Caravans or Commercial Vehicles On Driveways Will Be Declared Null and Void
Many house deeds contain restrictive covenants that prevent freeholders from simply parking their caravan or commercial vehicle on the driveway of their own home. Government has no right to tell people what they can and cannot do with their own possessions on their own property, particularly as these draconian restrictions make countless properties fundamentally unsuitable for caravanners and those driving commercial vehicles. So whilst other restrictions on not obscuring neighbours' windows and not using a property as a rubbish tip (as some people seem to like to do) must remain, these covenants should be declared null and void.
PEDESTRIANS
The Ridiculous and Dangerous New-Look 'Puffin' Pedestrian Crossings Returned To Their Former 'Pelican' Design
Under instructions from the Department of Transport, councils in towns and cities across the country have begun replacing perfectly fine and sensible signals at pelican crossings (where the green-man/red-man signal is located directly in front and across the road from pedestrians) with a new (Puffin) design that moves the signals to the same side as the pedestrian, making it completely invisible to everyone except the person immediately adjacent to it. Incredible. This feature is unambiguously dangerous and causes chaos at most crossings where it is employed. We will return all crossings to the former sensible pelican design at the earliest opportunity.
[ Due to the fact this serious error was utterly predictable from the very nature of the case, it is hard to avoid the suspicion that this absurd, inhuman policy (and waste of tax-payers money) is yet another mind-manipulating measure from the control-freaks — apparently seeking to encourage the passive, self-displacing, citizen-of-the-undemocratic-future mindset of 'not relying on our own perceptions' and 'just mindlessly trusting and following the crowd'. ]
OTHER
The 2,200 strong transport police have very similar powers to full police officers when acting on the railways or in regard to railway-related incidents. Strangely however, although transport police have gone through full police training and exercise full constable powers on the railways, outside their railway-matters-only jurisdiction they become subject to convoluted 'rules of engagement' that significantly reduce their effectiveness. Stranger still, the transport police are not funded by the taxpayer at all, but by Network Rail and the train operating companies. Absurd.
We will unify policing in this country, making it more transparent and intelligible to ordinary citizens. One police force, one mission — to serve and protect the public.
Piloting of Compulsory Park and Ride Bussing of Supporters on Match/Event-Days
In many cities across the country, match-day afternoon means traffic chaos as the entire town centre road system grinds to a halt for 1-hour after the match has ended. Is there really no way of reducing this inconvenience to thousands of local residents also out and about on Saturday afternoon doing their shopping for the week ? As a possible solution, we will work with police and football clubs to pilot radical bussing proposals where all supporters attending matches by car would be required to park outside the town and board coaches that take them to and from the ground — a form of Park and Ride for football supporters!
If the pilots prove successful, they will be rolled-out across the country and extended to other major sporting and entertainment events that result in traffic gridlock.
BUSES
The deregulation of the heavily subsidised bus services of the 1980s took the industry out of the control of local authorities and allowed private bus companies to decide most aspects of the service on offer, including routes, fares, and timetables. When run by the public sector, the service on offer was pretty good — if rather expensive for the taxpayer — and despite initial widespread concerns about possible service melt-down, the quality of most services has been maintained since privatisation — by large bus companies being awarded near-monopoly rights of provision for core services and then cross-subsidising unpopular routes with busy profitable ones. This basic deregulated structure remained largely unchanged until recent legislation which has given local authorities new powers to impose 'quality contracts' on bus companies regarding fares, timetables and punctuality.
Bus services are a key aspect to many people's lives — according to government figures 6.3m people use the bus each day. Such key services should be controlled in a simple, direct manner by democratically-accountable politicians, who should not have to rely on preferential deals with favoured providers and appeals to contract clauses and external independent regulators just to exert influence over such an important service. We will therefore implement the following reforms :
Piloting Of Replacement Of Buses With A Route-Based Taxi-Service For Off-Peak Travel, Park and Ride Schemes and Less Popular Routes
Most services are currently run with standard full-size buses that are less than 1/4 full most of the time, that are expensive to buy, run and maintain, difficult to manoeuvre, hold up traffic, cause excessive wear and tear on road surfaces, are noisey in operation (and therefore likely to wake-up people on bus routes) and are a natural playground for the anti-social antics of school children and young adults.
We will therefore investigate the viability of trialling the replacement of buses with a route-based taxi-service for all off-peak services and less popular routes. In the event of a national roll-out of the scheme, the significant ongoing bus subsidy will be used to subsidise the service, funding a massively expanded fleet of taxis charging cheap, subsidised fares.
To enable a fast turnaround for taxi drivers and make use of existing infrastructure in this area, the existing network of bus stops would serve as convenient, covered taxi-ranks, with taxis (rather than going door-to-door) providing a bus-like service quickly shuttling passengers to the bus-stop nearest to their desired destination.
The stigma of being a bus-using, non-car-owning underclass will be removed by such a scheme and potentially make a non-car-owning lifestyle a more attractive option all around.
Publicly-Owned Infrastructure
All infrastructure relating to bus travel — bus stations, ticket enquiry desks, bus-stops — to be publicly owned. This would enable private companies running the bus services themselves to be engaged on short-term contracts and quickly replaced by new companies if failing to provide an adequate service.
Bus Services Themselves Provided By Private Companies
Companies operating bus services will need to invest in their own vehicles but the colour of these will be determined by local councils. The aim is for a multiplicity of provider companies, so that small 1-bus operators would be able to bid-for and win contracts and not just larger, more established firms. Contracts would be awarded on a 2 yearly basis — starting from soon after election day to mid-term, then from mid-term to next (fixed) election day.
Public-Control of Timetabling and Destinations-Served
Private operators will not be allowed to dictate the frequency of buses or the routes served, these key aspects of service will be determined by democratically-accountable politicians, and bus companies merely engaged to provide them.
Simple Ticketing Arrangements and Fair Pricing
Contracts awarded to companies would require simple, transparent pricing as follows :
- a simple 1-price per destination for all
- single tickets to be approximately half the price of return tickets
- season tickets to have much larger discounting relative to the full price — i.e. a reduction of at least 33%.
- all concessionary travel passes abolished — i.e. for OAPs/disabled/students/children — making a 'one-ticket for all' standardised system possible, and removing the need for drivers to check passes and remove the need for passengers to obtain and carry them.
Construction of New Guided Busways Stopped
Recent years have seen the arrival of a new, rather odd form of transport — 'Guided Buses' — that run on special concrete roadways with raised edges. The tracks cost millions to build and are unusable by all other vehicles. By cutting new routes across farmland such services are able to achieve quicker travel times across busy towns, but creating an entire dedicated road just to provide this minor benefit, when ordinary buses can run quite happily on most routes already, seems little short of dotty. We will allow far-advanced projects to be completed, but all other schemes under construction will be abandoned and plans for new roadways abolished.
Largely Unused Routes and Bus-Stops Axed
The aim is to keep the mainstream services affordable and pleasant for all those that care to use them, not massively subsidise services for which there is little demand. However, some services to rural areas should continue to be subsidised as this is an invaluable lifeline for many isolated folk living in the country and can be maintained with relatively little outlay.
Upon Request, All Buses To Stop At Any Bus-Stop En-Route
To avoid the humiliation and frustration of non-locals or occasional bus-users trying to flag-down a passing bus that then roars on by, all buses will be required to stop at any stop if requested to do so.
Bus Redesign — Compulsory Redesign of Seating For Maximised Privacy and Space
MORE PRIVACY
Bus travel is made much more stressful and tiring than it need be by the lack of privacy, with current seating arrangements very much open plan and requiring passengers at the front and rear seats to face total strangers full in the face throughout an entire journey. The overwhelming majority of passengers prefer to not have someone facing them, so we will ensure carriages are redesigned to be more like coaches in order to make this possible. Privacy will also be enhanced from one row to the next by removing gaps between headrests. Wherever possible, these alterations will also be retro-fitted to existing buses.
MORE SPACE
Bus redesign willalso allow for more legroom for all passengers and introduce a physical separation between adjacent seats making armrest battles and unwelcome touching of arms a thing of the past. Wherever possible, these alterations will also be retro-fitted to existing rolling stock.
DOUBLE- BELL-RING MADE IMPOSSIBLE
Drivers are currently required to endure double bell-rings when the request button is pressed more than once — providing ample opportunity for the awkward squad to annoy long-suffering drivers. As a top priority, we will require all bus companies to remove the bell ring when the request stop button is pressed.
RAILWAYS
Railways transformed the fortunes and landscape of Britain during the industrial revolution to the benefit of the entire nation. To this day they provide the most relaxing way of getting from A to B. Yet the tracks lie idle 95% of the time, the trains still regularly run late or are cancelled, carriages are horribly overcrowded at peak times, the loos are often smelly, the carriages lack privacy, passengers are assailed by completely unnecessary and unwelcome station and safety announcements all through their journey, and the fares are simultaneously too expensive (its often cheaper to fly!), unfairly charge almost identical fares for single and return journeys, and (since privatisation) are ridiculously complicated and subject to change. In most respects the standard of service has remained little changed since privatisation. The significant level of public subsidy remains too.
The rail network and train travel are an essential part of this country's transport infrastructure and need to be preserved. For this to be possible, the railways must be put on a stronger, more self-financing footing for the future. For this party, manipulative or draconian measures aimed at significantly increasing rail usage by individuals and businesses are not an option. Fares are already too high. Preserving our railway infrastructure and services AT AFFORDABLE, SENSIBLE LEVELS OF SUBSIDY therefore necessitates a significant reduction in services.
We will therefore introduce the following reforms :
Publicly-Owned Infrastructure
The state of the railways has been a topic of public debate for decades but, with a few notable exceptions, the service on most routes has still always managed to get most people to where they wanted to go, more or less on time — most of the time — and in a very safe manner. The ills of our rail system perhaps being overstated due to a poor passenger experience due to near-constant — if relatively minor — unreliability of service, and the fact that trains are so often overcrowded at peak times, dirty, smelly and noisy. Our railways have also always needed permanent significant levels of subsidy from the taxpayer.
Prior to privatisation, after decades of state ownership, British Rail was badly in need of additional investment, the trains were often late and frequently broke down, the platforms were run-down and staff at all levels needed to be motivated to provide a better service to passengers. Post privatisation, with Railtrack responsible for track, signals and stations, rolling stock controlled by separate leasing companies and 28 companies operating train services the service didn't change much apart from introducing massively complicated ticketing arrangements for passengers. Subsequently, co-ordination between companies became a problem and with underestimated infrastructure maintenance costs Railtrack needed significant unexpected levels of state aid and eventually failed.
Today, Network Rail has replaced Railtrack but, like Railtrack, is still a monopoly provider of track and infrastructure services to train companies and still receives state aid from the Department of Transport, but is now, confusingly, a private non-profit company. The government still retains effective control of the railways albeit through rather indirect, non-transparent means. Again, the service hasn't changed that much — still getting most people to where they want to get to, more or less on time, in a very safe manner but on unreliable, overcrowded, dirty, smelly trains.
Whilst train travel will always remain an expensive form of transport in need of some level of state subsidy, Britain, and rail passengers in particular, deserve a better service. Many of the ills — and in particular the general experience of using trains — can be much-improved by simple, affordable measures and a more imaginative approach.
The present system still requires significant levels of public subsidy to maintain the track and signalling infrastructure and detailed co-ordination and planning is needed to ensure that the private companies responsible for designing and manufacturing rolling stock provide units and carriages that the train operating companies need.
With such ongoing significant state support and the need for overarching co-ordination of disparate elements across the whole industry, and this in relation to a sector upon which millions of people rely, the rail industry should be brought back under full democratically-accountable public control.
We will therefore return all rail infrastructure — the line, signalling, platforms and rolling stock — to state ownership.
Privately-Provided Infrastructure-Maintenance and Train Services
Although the infrastructure itself would be a state asset, maintenance of the infrastructure and the provision of train services themselves could still all be provided by private companies — but without requiring long-term contracts to pay-back massive capital investment in their own infrastructure elements. All contracts will therefore be awarded on a short 2 year basis — starting soon after election day to mid-term, then from mid-term to next (fixed) election day — enabling failing companies to be quickly replaced.
Any subsidy necessary to ensure provision of an unprofitable service should be paid on a per passenger basis.
New Electrification Schemes Scrapped and A Progressive Move To Powered Engines
Much is often made of the benefits of electrification, but although running costs for electric trains are 40p/mile as opposed to 60p/mile for diesel, the initial costs of erecting overhead power lines along the entire route runs into billions. The very idea of effectively reconstructing an entire route that already has track laid and is in perfect working order seems rather odd and wasteful. The overhead gantries and cables are also a significant eyesore without which most tracks would be almost invisible.
The basic design of diesel traction units is not that dissimilar to the internal combustion engine of cars and so will be similarly revolutionised with the advent of the anticipated next technological leap forward in power unit design. With development of hydrogen cells already showing considerable promise and other technologies worthy of consideration, a major breakthrough can reasonably be expected within the next 30 years.
Therefore, rather than spend 20 years and tens of billions unnecessarily electrifying routes that already have satisfactory diesel services only to find that technology rendered redundant in 30 years, in the short-term we will continue with existing units, in the medium-term invest in improved design and efficiency of diesel (including having powered units that are always completely separate from rolling stock to reduce noise and vibration for passengers) and in the long-term wait for the next giant leap forward and invest heavily in that. Investing billions in unsightly overhead power cables is not a pre-requisite for an efficient, passenger-friendly service with trains that run on time.
Public Control of Timetabling and Destinations-Served
Private operators should not be allowed to dictate the frequency of trains or the routes served, these key aspects of service should be determined by democratically accountable politicians, and train operators merely engaged to provide them.
Simple Ticketing Arrangements and Fair Pricing
All contracts awarded to companies will require simple, transparent pricing as follows :
- a simple 1-price per destination at all times — removing the need for a 5-minute conversation with ticketing staff just to establish the price of a journey and the need to book days ahead to obtain an affordable price
- single tickets to always be half the price of return tickets
- season tickets to have much larger discounting relative to the full price — i.e. a reduction of at least 33%.
- all concessionary travel passes abolished — i.e. for OAPs/disabled/students/children — making a 'one-ticket for all' standardised system possible, and removing the need for ticketing staff to constantly check passes and remove the need for passengers to obtain and carry them.
- obtaining refunds will be made immediate — any unused ticket receiving a full refund upon presentation to ticketing staff at any station (replacing the present 'sick joke' refund system that often entails protracted conversations with station staff to ascertain 1) which train company is responsible, 2) what that company's refund procedure is (for different companies operate different procedures), and usually 3) completing and then posting an application form — the processing of which attracting an admin fee which often makes it pointless claiming a refund at all!! Unbelievable.)
Train Services To Only Run During Sleep-Friendly Hours (7am - 11pm)
With a significant increase in both passengers and freight, and the increasing number of properties sited within yards of the track, it is more important than ever that train services operate in a way that is consistent with people's fundamental need to sleep, and fundamental right to live in their home free from intrusion and interference from the activities of others. As part of our commitment to put quality of home life first and business and travel needs second, we will therefore require train operators (both passenger and freight) to only run services during sleep-friendly hours - e.g. 7am-11pm).
A Move To Debit/Credit Card Ticketless Travel
The current requirement to always have a ticket before boarding a train creates the ridiculous situation of passengers arriving in good time to catch their train but having to watch it leave the station without them whilst they are stuck in the ticketing queue. The ticket barriers themselves also cause significant problems — they are often out of order and can't cope with some types of ticket and always cause queues at busy times, train enthusiasts can no longer gain access to the platforms without buying a full-blown ticket of some sort (cheap platform tickets are no longer available), passengers can no longer be helped with their luggage when being seen off by loved ones, and when station toilets are situated station-side of barriers the general public is unable to use the toilets without either buying a ticket or requesting special permission from barrier staff. Ridiculous.
We will therefore investigate the possibility of moving to an entirely ticket-free system of travel, with passengers merely presenting a debit/credit card for scanning as they enter and leave stations.
Level Crossing Timings Reviewed and Night-Time Audible Warnings Deactivated
Some level crossing barriers are closed many minutes before the arrival of a train. At busy crossings this can cause the crossing to be closed for nearly 45 minutes out of every hour — seriously inconveniencing local car drivers, cyclists and pedestrians. Whilst working to an acceptable level of safety, we will review timings at the busiest crossings to see whether this inconvenience can be reduced.
Many crossings also have loud audible warnings when the barriers are closing. With many crossings located in residential areas this feature can cause permanent, significant disruption to the lives and sleep of local residents. Subject to maintaining a satisfactory level of safety, we will investigate the possibility of operating the crossings in a silent mode during night-time hours.
The Number of Stations Reduced and Services on Unpopular Routes Restricted
To keep subsidy levels affordable, a significant reduction will be made in the number of stations served and unpopular routes will have their frequency of service reduced. Although this is regrettable, running empty trains and maintaining little-used platforms is a waste of taxpayers money. All the main intercity routes and destinations will, of course, remain, and for the overwhelming majority, other means of transport are available.
Extended Platforms and More Rolling Stock To Remove Crowding
The miserable cramped commute must be made a thing of the past. This problem is often caused by a maximum platform length of only 12 coaches at certain stations, not the lack of rolling stock..
As a short-term solution, in such circumstances up to a 16 coach service will be run, with the external doors on the extra 4 coaches remaining locked at stations with short platforms (passengers simply needing to file through to the next available carriage with an open door — most commuters would surely rather do this than stand up or sit in a crowded carriage every day). At some stations, as a short-term, cost-effective solution we will extend station platforms using robust but temporary materials — using for e.g. scaffolding poles, boards and plywood or pre-fabricated plastic box structures, etc. (With some proper concrete footings in place, a small team of experienced scaffolders should be able to construct a large platform extension in a single day!)
The Abolition of Double-Destination Trains
Sometimes a single train splits into 2 parts after a particular station enabling it to serve 2 destinations. Many passengers find this confusing and worrying, particularly when travelling on an unfamiliar route, so this practise will be discontinued.
Redesign Of Rolling Stock To Maximise Personal Privacy and Space and Provide Modern Odour-Free Toilets
Design standards for new-build carriages will incorporate the following improvements and existing rolling stock progressively updated to the same standard:
MORE PRIVACY
Travelling by train is made much more stressful and tiring than it need be by the lack of privacy, with current seating arrangements requiring a large proportion of passengers to face other people full in the face throughout an entire journey. The overwhelming majority of passengers prefer to not have someone facing them, so carriages will be redesigned to be more like coaches and airplanes in order to make this possible. Privacy will also be enhanced from one row to the next by significantly reducing or removing gaps between headrests (similar to services run by East Coast Trains). Wherever possible, these alterations will also be retro-fitted to existing rolling stock.
MORE SPACE
Carriage redesign will also allow for more legroom for all passengers and introduce a physical separation between adjacent seats making armrest battles and unwelcome touching of arms a thing of the past. Wherever possible, these alterations will also be retro-fitted to existing rolling stock.
CYCLE STORAGE
There is often insufficient room for cycles on busy routes and cycles often end up crowding-out the space reserved for disabled passengers. Getting on and off trains with a standard-sized bike is also often very awkward, particularly on local trains. Carriage redesign will therefore increase cycle-space provision and cycle-access will be made easier by removing cycles to a separate purpose-built cycle van which would form part of all trains.
HEALTH and SAFETY
The safety instructions at doorways will be simplified, as the current ones are next to useless due to their complexity — for e.g. there are 3 or 4 steps to set-off a fire extinguisher!
TOILETS
It is incredible in this day and age that the authorities still think it acceptable to flush untreated human sewerage onto the track — where trackside workmen are forced to encounter it on a daily basis. The notices requesting passengers to not flush when in-station go unheeded at times of course, with the result that sewerage and paper lay strewn across the track where people wait every day for trains. Completely unacceptable. We will bring forward legislation to require a change to toilet design so that all waste is contained onboard the train and emptied between journeys — this will have the added benefit of enabling passengers to use the loos at anytime.
We are also determined to rid fare-paying passengers of the nuisance of smelly-loos which currently are often not cleaned properly between journeys and then trail odour into the carriage ruining countless journeys. In government we will invite design suggestions from all-comers and investigate the possibility of moving to a simple waterless flush design, replacing soap, water and dryer with hygienic hand wipes (dispensed on a time-release), using cubicle pressure-reduction techniques to encourage any smells to vent to outside air etc..
Friendly, Digital Voice Platform and On-Board Announcements
PLATFORM ANNOUNCEMENTS
Wherever possible, audible platform announcements will be replaced by large visual timetable displays — where the departure times of trains is not constantly removed to make way for the display of assorted apologies or timetable adjustments. Where audible announcements remain appropriate, contracts with service providers will require the use of friendly, professional female-sounding digital announcements — providing a much more pleasant environment for passengers. ALL the constant oppressive and patronising warnings, reminders and lectures about safety, the presence of CCTV, the prohibition on all forms of smoking, an invitation to report anything 'that doesn't look right' to station staff or the transport police, endless repetitions of what platform each train is leaving from (complete with long lists of each train's every station stop), the need to ensure travellers have all their items of luggage with them, what to drink in hot weather, what not to do and what to do if feeling unwell, etc etc etc WILL BE ABOLISHED.
ON-BOARD ANNOUNCEMENTS - Welcome To The Twilight Zone!
In recent years the number of announcements on-board trains has become quite ludicrous. Even a short 15 minute journey (!) often entails repeated redundant warnings and reminders :
Given the protracted and repeated nature of all of this hectoring, patronising piffle (that buses and coaches have always quite happily managed to do without) it is hard to avoid the conclusion that its purpose is not so much to provide a safe and pleasant travelling environment for fare-paying adult passengers to enjoy, but simply undemocratic government — and their cosy network of compliant (something to gain) stakeholder organisations — keeping the punters in their place by constantly reminding them of their ignorance, their fallibility and their social responsibility to be unthinkingly subservient at all times under a system of benevolent, guiding rule?! Either way, its both oppressive and ridiculous. WE WILL ABOLISH ALL THIS INSULTING, CONTROLLING NONSENSE WITHIN WEEKS OF TAKING OFFICE.
We will REQUIRE train companies to keep all announcements to an absolute minimum. The preferred method of announcing the next station will be via silent visual displays ONLY. Where audible announcements remain appropriate (for e.g. when a train experiences an unforeseen delay), contracts with service providers will REQUIRE the use of friendly, professional female-sounding digital announcements (the driver simply typing in the relevant message for the system to deliver) — providing a much more pleasant travelling environment for passengers.
Conductors Replaced By Transport Police Officers on Most Trains
Simple ticketing arrangements and the abolition of the need to buy a ticket before travelling would remove the need for conductors to constantly check passes and explain complicated tariffs and confront and surcharge passengers without a pre-purchased ticket. The only remaining role would be that of security guard — a role best fulfilled by those professionally trained to deter and deal with the aggressive awkward squad. All on-board officers to be equipped with body-cams for evidence-gathering for any subsequent court proceedings. However, the officers will be under instructions to remain out of sight in the guard van (or travel in plain clothes as a passenger) until needed, so as to avoid creating a miserable, oppressive surveillance-state atmosphere that would affect everyone and not just the trouble-makers.
All Rolling Stock and Platform Signs To Be Ad-Free
The nation's train network is there to serve fare-paying passengers not the company that provides the service or that sponsors a sign on the station. The infrastructure should reflect this public-service ethos by remaining ad-free.
Passengers Can Ride In the Guard Van
As part of a commitment to the fun factor, train operating companies' contracts will require that they make engines and trains available for regular train-driving days, where members of the public (most particularly train enthusiasts) get to try their hand at driving a real-life train ! On most services, passengers could also be able to ride in the guard van at the rear of the train, either by paying a small surcharge or by random selection.
Platforms To Be Made Passenger-Friendly
We will commit to a rolling programme of inexpensive platform redesign that would ensure every platform had an abundance of comfortable platform seating — with the seats spaced much further apart, affording passengers greater levels of privacy and personal comfort.
Piloting of Eurotunnel-Style Roll-on-Roll-off Carriages
Initially for cars only, the service would make it possible for car owners to just turn-up and go (with services every 30 minutes). The carriages would be very basic and therefore cheap and yet travellers would be able to enjoy an exhilirating journey (with low-sided carriages so as to not spoil the view) and yet enjoy their own personal space for loud music, private personal conversations and all the comforts of home. At their destination station, they will be able to just 'roll off' and continue their journey without even leaving their vehicle!
The practicalities of doing this and the possible demand for such a service to be explored by trials from several existing stations with suitable layout and spare platform capacity. If successful and cost effective, the scheme will be extended nationwide.
Again, after trials, a similar service will be offered as an option to businesses using vans and lorries for the long-distance haulage of goods.
TAXIS
Single-Type, Single-Style, Purpose-Built Taxis
The present system of having proper taxis and pre-book-only taxis which can't be flagged-down in the street is ridiculous, as people desperate for a taxi and seeing an empty one of the wrong type have to just watch it drive by! There is also something comforting and special about having purpose-built taxis with their recognizable taxi shape and taxi styling and most passengers would prefer to ride in the back in true taxi style which is currently not possible with pre-booked taxis which are just ordinary cars.
We will therefore abolish the 2-tier system, with all taxis being proper recognizably-styled taxis needing to be licensed by the local authority and able to be hailed in the street. Taxis firms offering a pre-booked service would also have to operate with true taxi cabs. As now, taxis would be licensed by the council to control numbers and standards — to avoid an area becoming deluged with taxis jostling and unfairly competing for passengers.
Council licensing could also stipulate that all cabs have a debit/credit card point in the back so passengers never need to carry cash or fumble with change for tips.
TRAMS / ELECTRIC BUSES
No New Tramways Built
This party finds the reintroduction of trams a complete mystery as whatever other virtues they may possess (possibly a quaintness factor) their installation requires both a track and overhead power lines along the entire length of the route served. The parts of the road with tram tracks then become dangerous for anyone on two wheels and more expensive to maintain. Incredible.
We will not build any more tramways and will abolish all schemes in the planning stages or newly under construction.
No New Electric Bus Routes Built
Electric buses (buses that need overhead power lines built along their entire route) may be cheaper to install than trams but make no more sense when ordinary buses can provide a more flexible service at zero installation cost and without requiring ugly overhead cables to be built all over town. Barking.
We will not build any more electric bus routes and will abolish all schemes in the planning stages or under construction.
MOTORCYCLES
Equality In Motorcycle Helmet Laws
Current motorcycle helmet laws require compulsory wearing of a crash helmet for both rider and pillion passenger but allow complete exemption for those wearing a turban as part of their religion — and this, in spite of the fact that there a significant number of motorcyclists of different religious persuasions or of none at all, who on occasion, or even all the time, would dearly love to experience the full wind-in-the-face experience of riding without a helmet. This law has therefore always blatantly discriminated against the majority and needs to be changed so that restrictions APPLY EQUALLY TO EVERYONE.
If helmet-wearing were made optional, even with a minimum age requirement or level of experience attached, a significant rise in serious injury and death is still near-certain to follow. We will therefore make helmet-wearing compulsory for ALL riders (effectively prohibiting turban wearers from riding motorcycles).
Although a detriment to the very small number of turban-wearing motorcyclists, this measure will remove perhaps the first piece of anti-majority legislation to enter common consciousness and that has sadly set the approach of government ever since. Correspondingly, its removal is a step towards building the fair and united society that in the long-run benefits everyone most of all.
Mopeds : Maximum Speed Increased to 40mph and More Realistic Rider Training
This higher speed will make it easier for riders to simply progress normally along the road integrated with other traffic, rather than wobbling along close to the kerb constantly being overtaken and unable to easily take up a central position when turning right.
However, with so many young riders riding recklessly, we will also require the compulsory rider training to be much more realistic — incorporating all the riding tips that older, more experienced riders have learnt the hard way (about how to brake, the need to keep a good distance, extra care in the wet, the danger of country roads, what to do if 'losing it' taking a bend too fast, etc. ). The courses will also include several in-person warning tales from other riders who have been injured through riding carelessly. Police will also be charged with proactively targeting unsafe riding.
We will keep this policy under review, and if the numbers of young riders seriously injured begins to spiral, we will revert to the current limit of 30mph.
PLANES
All Large and Medium-Sized Airports To Be State-Owned
As part of our policy of state ownership of all significant elements of the national infrastructure, over the long-term we will take all large and medium-sized airports into state ownership.
Abolition of All 'Environmental' Fuel Taxes and Surcharges on Airports, Passengers and Planes
For millions of people the fun and wonder of flying to a destination is half the point of going at all. This little joy of life should therefore not be restricted or made artificially expensive for ordinary people for any reason and certainly not on the basis of bogus, politically-motivated 'global warming' myths. We will therefore abolish all the so-called 'environmental' surcharges afflicting business and personal life.
All Major Airports Allowed To Expand As Demand Dictates
Far and away the cheapest, easiest and least disruptive way of increasing flight capacity is by building additional runways at existing and established airports — all the expensive infrastructure is there already and the local population are already accustomed to plane noise. We will therefore allow all our existing major airports to expand to meet whatever level of demand exists for flights to or from that location, subject only to genuine safety concerns about flight density.
Medium-Sized Airports Allowed To Expand As Demand Dictates
There are many medium-sized airports dotted round the country that have large tarmac runways, modern terminal buildings and full customs-control and check-in procedures, yet lie idle much of the time. We will therefore allow these airports to also expand so as to meet whatever level of demand exists from commercial flight operators and individual local flying enthusiasts, subject only to genuine safety concerns about flight density. These airports will, however, be required to reserve a proportion of runway time for non-commercial flights, so that private pilots are not reduced to flying from bumpy grass 'airstrips with a barn'.
Small Airstrips Allowed To Open/Re-Open
Once a reasonable level of local demand has been established for flights from a particular location, new small airstrips should be allowed to be built and old ones allowed to re-open. Such places not only provide convenient flights for plane enthusiasts and commuters, but also have a much wider amenity value as natural 'providers of spectacle' for those of a less adventurous, life-watching disposition.
As very much local, fun-oriented airstrips, however, for the sake of local residents, the maximum aircraft size and number of flights these airstrips are allowed to support will be restricted.
All Flights From All Airports Restricted To Sleep-Friendly Hours (7am - 11pm)
With a significant increase in both passengers and freight, and the increasing number of properties sited within a few hundred yards of airports, it is more important than ever that the air travel sector operates in a way that is consistent with people's fundamental need to sleep, and fundamental right to live in their home free from intrusion and interference from the activities of others. As part of our commitment to put quality of home life first and business and travel needs second, we will therefore require airlines to restrict flights to the sleep-friendly hours - e.g. 7am-11pm.
Airship Services Trialled For Local Journeys and Pleasure Flights
Similar to miniature railways, airships have something 'magical' about them, and have the capacity to provide safe, quiet, relaxing journeys that are as memorable as a balloon flight, but with all the creature comforts of a commercial aircraft. Rather than use mainly for advertising, we will review safety and cost in this area with a view to trialling their use for local journeys and pleasure flights.
BOATS
The RNLI to Be Publicly Funded
The RNLI is the fourth emergency service, saving countless lives each and every year both out on the high seas and along our massive coastline, yet is currently funded entirely by charitable donations. As a result, many lifeboats are reduced to being housed in cheap buildings far from the water's edge and are only able to be launched with the aid of a tractor hauling them along the beach ! This is an unseemly way to launch any vessel and no way to launch a glorious vessel and its heroic crew that regularly risk their lives trying to save the lives of others. Safety at sea should not and must not be left to the vagaries of charitable giving. The government should fund the fourth emergency service from general taxation like other emergency services and make funds available for at-sea boathouses with slipways giving immediate and direct access to the sea.